Which parts were confusing? (I am scribbling out the last third, by the way, and then y'all may read the whole thing in all its...absurdity, I suppose. ;)) )

Given that I have styled Underwood as a prestigious academy, I find short-staffing unlikely. ;))
I will add in a mention of Alastair when they're going through the wedding photos and a mostly unnoticed newspaper article when they have breakfast with the Lowells. How's that? :)
We'll go with older and responsible. *nods*

Still, it seems like if you're playing for an entire year you'd figure it out after a month or so. ;))